"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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wow 4 pages on shaving balls and Pvssy in just a few hours...
 
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Magma said:
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Thunder, you provide some doozies on here. Thanks for the laughs! Keep 'em coming, I'm going to need a new sig at some point!
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Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
 
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Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
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:crackup:

Not bad, not bad. What about this?

Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Magma said:
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Not bad, not bad. What about this?

Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
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Oh my Christ!

Awesome.

Sac grooming tips from Thunder and Magma.

I'm so in!
 
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The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?

Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:

"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
 
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ThunderMaverick said:
The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?

Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:

"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
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Fantastic!

Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
 
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Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
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Yeah I would be afraid to do that.

Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
 
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Señor Fingers said:
What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.

Suffice to say she will NEVER call you again after a night with Mr. Rasta from the south.

Ewww.
 
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Señor Fingers said:
What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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I wish I can rep you guys again for this!!

Good God what has this thread turned into?

BTW Fingers, you trim?
 
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I love the 70's look on a woman. Muff is good. But then again, I like it all.

If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
 
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BTW Fingers, you trim?
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If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below. ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Señor Fingers said:
If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below. ;)
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O_O Vomits all over you.
 
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I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
 
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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
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Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.

This reminds me of a story when I was younger

One time when I was at work and my coworker and I got on the subject of genital hygiene. He said to keep his wang super clean he poured rubbing alcohol on it.

I couldn't believe it but he said it worked.

Me being the clean freak that I am tried it.

*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck. The pain..I can't type the words to describe it.

...oh "stupid" that's a good word.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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