KarmaSutra
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MacAvoy said:
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Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Eating a hairy pvssy...
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:nervous:
Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
KarmaSutra
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It's a rather musky topic brother.
ThunderMaverick
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Magma said:
Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
Magma
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:crackup:ThunderMaverick said:
Not bad, not bad. What about this?
Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
KarmaSutra
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Magma said:
Oh my Christ!
Awesome.
Sac grooming tips from Thunder and Magma.
I'm so in!
ThunderMaverick
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The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Magma
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Fantastic!ThunderMaverick said:
Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
ThunderMaverick
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Yeah I would be afraid to do that.Magma said:
Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.
Magma
Senior Don Juan
We could call it the "Billy Gibbons" !!!ThunderMaverick said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Señor Fingers
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What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.Señor Fingers said:
Suffice to say she will NEVER call you again after a night with Mr. Rasta from the south.
Ewww.
ThunderMaverick
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Señor Fingers said:
I wish I can rep you guys again for this!!
Good God what has this thread turned into?
BTW Fingers, you trim?
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I love the 70's look on a woman. Muff is good. But then again, I like it all.
If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.ThunderMaverick said:
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ThunderMaverick
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Señor Fingers said:If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.
O_O Vomits all over you.
MacAvoy
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I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
In Motion
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Shave your pubes so it spells out WWJD.
ThunderMaverick
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Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.MacAvoy said:
This reminds me of a story when I was younger
One time when I was at work and my coworker and I got on the subject of genital hygiene. He said to keep his wang super clean he poured rubbing alcohol on it.
I couldn't believe it but he said it worked.
Me being the clean freak that I am tried it.
*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck. The pain..I can't type the words to describe it.
...oh "stupid" that's a good word.
Señor Fingers
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:nervous:ThunderMaverick said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.