Magma
Senior Don Juan
Bump.
This thread made me laugh heartily.
This thread made me laugh heartily.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
speakeasy said:I would eat out a girl with some hair just to try it. I've never been with a girl who wasn't shaved so I can't attest to it. But I'd try it at least once.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I keep things trimmed down myself, but I think a dude shaving his nuts clean sounds feminine to me.Magma said:Yo Speak -
I don't think there's anything wrong with a little manscaping, just to clean things up a bit. Cuts down on odor and women are a little more willing to go the oral distance on my pole when it's trimmed up. Not shaved, but trimmed. Big difference.
It's like the guy that plucks or trims his unibrow or the ol' nose hairs because it's just general cleanliness/hygiene/maintenance.
I can't eat a hairy bush. Bottom line. And I can't imagine that women like to bury their face in a man-bush either.
When I went in for my vasectomy a full shave was required and I discovered something - balls don't itch, hairy balls itch. Ever since then I just keep all that shaved and as a bonus chicks really appreciate it. They like it enough to make nice comments about it, not to mention some nice things they have volunteered to do.speakeasy said:I keep things trimmed down myself, but I think a dude shaving his nuts clean sounds feminine to me.