"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wow 4 pages on shaving balls and Pvssy in just a few hours...
 
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Magma said:
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Thunder, you provide some doozies on here. Thanks for the laughs! Keep 'em coming, I'm going to need a new sig at some point!
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Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
 
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ThunderMaverick said:
Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
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:crackup:

Not bad, not bad. What about this?

Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Magma said:
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Not bad, not bad. What about this?

Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
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Oh my Christ!

Awesome.

Sac grooming tips from Thunder and Magma.

I'm so in!
 
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The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?

Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:

"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
 
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ThunderMaverick said:
The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?

Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:

"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
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Fantastic!

Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
 
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Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
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Yeah I would be afraid to do that.

Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
 
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Señor Fingers said:
What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.

Suffice to say she will NEVER call you again after a night with Mr. Rasta from the south.

Ewww.
 
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Señor Fingers said:
What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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I wish I can rep you guys again for this!!

Good God what has this thread turned into?

BTW Fingers, you trim?
 
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I love the 70's look on a woman. Muff is good. But then again, I like it all.

If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
 
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BTW Fingers, you trim?
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If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below. ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Señor Fingers said:
If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below. ;)
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O_O Vomits all over you.
 
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I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
 
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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
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Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.

This reminds me of a story when I was younger

One time when I was at work and my coworker and I got on the subject of genital hygiene. He said to keep his wang super clean he poured rubbing alcohol on it.

I couldn't believe it but he said it worked.

Me being the clean freak that I am tried it.

*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck. The pain..I can't type the words to describe it.

...oh "stupid" that's a good word.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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