KarmaSutra
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MacAvoy said:Or you can always go with the Vanilla Ice look and shave 3 lines.
:nervous:
Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
MacAvoy said:Or you can always go with the Vanilla Ice look and shave 3 lines.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Magma said::crackup:
Thunder, you provide some doozies on here. Thanks for the laughs! Keep 'em coming, I'm going to need a new sig at some point!
:crackup:ThunderMaverick said:Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Magma said::crackup:
Not bad, not bad. What about this?
Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
Fantastic!ThunderMaverick said:The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Yeah I would be afraid to do that.Magma said:Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
We could call it the "Billy Gibbons" !!!ThunderMaverick said:Yeah I would be afraid to do that.
Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.Señor Fingers said:What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
Señor Fingers said:What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.ThunderMaverick said:BTW Fingers, you trim?
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Señor Fingers said:If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.![]()
Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.MacAvoy said:I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
:nervous:ThunderMaverick said:*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.