Eating a hairy pvssy...

[KarmaSutra]

Or you can always go with the Vanilla Ice look and shave 3 lines.

:nervous:

Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.

 

[mpimpin]

wow 4 pages on shaving balls and Pvssy in just a few hours...

 

[KarmaSutra]

It's a rather musky topic brother.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

:crackup:
Thunder, you provide some doozies on here. Thanks for the laughs! Keep 'em coming, I'm going to need a new sig at some point!

Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!

 

[Magma]

Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!

:crackup:

Not bad, not bad. What about this?

Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!

 

[KarmaSutra]

:crackup:

Not bad, not bad. What about this?

Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!

Oh my Christ!

Awesome.

Sac grooming tips from Thunder and Magma.

I'm so in!

 

[ThunderMaverick]

The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?

Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:

"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"

 

[Magma]

The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?

Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:

"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"

Fantastic!

Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.

Yeah I would be afraid to do that.

Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.

 

[Magma]

Yeah I would be afraid to do that.

Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.

We could call it the "Billy Gibbons" !!!

 

[Señor Fingers]

What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!

 

[Purple-Haze]

What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!

This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.

Suffice to say she will NEVER call you again after a night with Mr. Rasta from the south.

Ewww.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!

Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:

• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon

Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!

I wish I can rep you guys again for this!!

Good God what has this thread turned into?

BTW Fingers, you trim?

 

[PrinceBeavis]

I love the 70's look on a woman. Muff is good. But then again, I like it all.

If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.

 

[Señor Fingers]

BTW Fingers, you trim?

If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.

O_O Vomits all over you.

 

[MacAvoy]

I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.

 

[In Motion]

Shave your pubes so it spells out WWJD.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.

Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.

This reminds me of a story when I was younger

One time when I was at work and my coworker and I got on the subject of genital hygiene. He said to keep his wang super clean he poured rubbing alcohol on it.

I couldn't believe it but he said it worked.

Me being the clean freak that I am tried it.

*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck. The pain..I can't type the words to describe it.

...oh "stupid" that's a good word.

 

[Señor Fingers]

*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck.

:nervous: