KarmaSutra
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MacAvoy said:
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Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Eating a hairy pvssy...
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:nervous:
Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
KarmaSutra
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It's a rather musky topic brother.
ThunderMaverick
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Magma said:
Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
Magma
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:crackup:ThunderMaverick said:
Not bad, not bad. What about this?
Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
KarmaSutra
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Magma said:
Oh my Christ!
Awesome.
Sac grooming tips from Thunder and Magma.
I'm so in!
ThunderMaverick
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The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Magma
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Fantastic!ThunderMaverick said:
Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
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Yeah I would be afraid to do that.Magma said:
Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.
Magma
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We could call it the "Billy Gibbons" !!!ThunderMaverick said:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Señor Fingers
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What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.Señor Fingers said:
Suffice to say she will NEVER call you again after a night with Mr. Rasta from the south.
Ewww.
ThunderMaverick
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Señor Fingers said:
I wish I can rep you guys again for this!!
Good God what has this thread turned into?
BTW Fingers, you trim?
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I love the 70's look on a woman. Muff is good. But then again, I like it all.
If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
Señor Fingers
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If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.ThunderMaverick said:
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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Señor Fingers said:If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.
O_O Vomits all over you.
MacAvoy
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I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
In Motion
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Shave your pubes so it spells out WWJD.
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Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.MacAvoy said:
This reminds me of a story when I was younger
One time when I was at work and my coworker and I got on the subject of genital hygiene. He said to keep his wang super clean he poured rubbing alcohol on it.
I couldn't believe it but he said it worked.
Me being the clean freak that I am tried it.
*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck. The pain..I can't type the words to describe it.
...oh "stupid" that's a good word.
Señor Fingers
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:nervous:ThunderMaverick said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.