KarmaSutra
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MacAvoy said:
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Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Eating a hairy pvssy...
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:nervous:
Logistically that would scare the sh!t out of me.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
KarmaSutra
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It's a rather musky topic brother.
ThunderMaverick
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Magma said:
Howabout this? I shave my hair (lower pubic part, right before the c0ck) into the pattern of a circle. When me and my girl 69 she can wrap her mouth around an exclamation point!
Magma
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:crackup:ThunderMaverick said:
Not bad, not bad. What about this?
Give yourself a nut mullet! Go bald all the way around and let your boys grow a beard!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
KarmaSutra
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Magma said:
Oh my Christ!
Awesome.
Sac grooming tips from Thunder and Magma.
I'm so in!
ThunderMaverick
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The mullet thing sounds more like a goa T or something. Howabout a Hitler Mustache?
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Oohh!! Shave your pubes into the shape of devil horns. Then tell your girl:
"Get ready to meet the C0CK FROM HELL!"
Magma
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Fantastic!ThunderMaverick said:
Yeah, I guess to make the c0ck mullet, you would have to shave everything except the TAINT. And that is bold.
ThunderMaverick
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Yeah I would be afraid to do that.Magma said:
Not looking to sport the ZZtop look anytime soon.
Magma
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We could call it the "Billy Gibbons" !!!ThunderMaverick said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Señor Fingers
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What about some nutty dreadlocks? You could get fancy and tie rubber bands into them, or braid them up and get a weave.. maybe even tie them into Princess Leia buns.. the possibilities are endless!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
Perhaps this is an untapped market - hair products for your unmentionables. Here are some potential brand names:
• Genitell
• Pubex
• CountryCrotch
• Scrotang
• Mufflon
Someone write this down. We are sitting on MILLIONS here!
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This is priceless. Ugh, the visual just won't go away.Señor Fingers said:
Suffice to say she will NEVER call you again after a night with Mr. Rasta from the south.
Ewww.
ThunderMaverick
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Señor Fingers said:
I wish I can rep you guys again for this!!
Good God what has this thread turned into?
BTW Fingers, you trim?
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I love the 70's look on a woman. Muff is good. But then again, I like it all.
If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
If you shave you're boys, it makes it look a little bigger. If you shave the area above it, it looks much smaller, and makes you look like a creepy little boy.
Señor Fingers
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If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.ThunderMaverick said:
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Señor Fingers said:If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.
That's right, the drippy kind.
You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below.
O_O Vomits all over you.
MacAvoy
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I can't believe you guys actually shave your nut sacks. Their far to precious for me to move a raser against them.
In Motion
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Shave your pubes so it spells out WWJD.
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Do you have arthritis? If not, I think you'll be ok.MacAvoy said:
This reminds me of a story when I was younger
One time when I was at work and my coworker and I got on the subject of genital hygiene. He said to keep his wang super clean he poured rubbing alcohol on it.
I couldn't believe it but he said it worked.
Me being the clean freak that I am tried it.
*sigh* Guys, don't pour rubbing alcohol on your d!ck. The pain..I can't type the words to describe it.
...oh "stupid" that's a good word.
Señor Fingers
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:nervous:ThunderMaverick said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.