Cheeky_James
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CJs cold approach journal
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Cheeky_James
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It’s time to channel some of this guy
RESPECT .. the C0ck
…..
…..
And TAAAAAAME the Cvnt! (Cracks invisible whip)
RESPECT .. the C0ck
…..
…..
And TAAAAAAME the Cvnt! (Cracks invisible whip)
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Cheeky_James
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Man I wish my lil Brazilian wingman was here.
He was a fearless and Sleaxy bastard .lol
Looked like a short Raul Julia and could open anywhere. I miss that lil fvcker .
He was a fearless and Sleaxy bastard .lol
Looked like a short Raul Julia and could open anywhere. I miss that lil fvcker .
Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
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Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2025
- Messages
- 705
- Reaction score
- 337
- Age
- 42
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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- 42
Opened one chick tonite tonight.
She was the opposite of a Butter-face.
a butter-body.
Her face was instgram worthy tho . Wow.
now I’m waiting for some drunk hinge chick to make up her mind on a late night booty call in the city .
drunk chicks man….
too old for this sh1t!
She was the opposite of a Butter-face.
a butter-body.
Her face was instgram worthy tho . Wow.
now I’m waiting for some drunk hinge chick to make up her mind on a late night booty call in the city .
drunk chicks man….
too old for this sh1t!