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    Help with my funny online profile please if ya got the time

    Headline = Willing to lie about how we met Just like a new job, I offer excellent benefits. I bathe every day. I rarely drink before 9 am and my Psychiatrist says I have potential. However I am prone to bad luck, I was recently involved in a hit and run on my way to group therapy. I...
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    Best Online dating sites

    Anyone know of any.. I have bad social anxiety and can't approach just yet (yeah I know im a wuss). I havn't had any luck with the internet either. If anyone could tell me the best online sites that would be awsome... I look good, Here are my profiles My Description: I'm am a really easy to...
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    is this online profile any good?

    HAHAHAHAAHHA I Reckon thats the best profile anyone could possibly make.
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    is this online profile any good?

    Thanks man.. You don't like the one above.. I was drunk & now reading it when Im...... Drunk I still think its pretty funny... Maybe take a few sections out.... but yeah, prolly better then my first :)
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    is this online profile any good?

    I like fast cars (especially turbo ones), Mixing Dark / Heavyweight / Fast / Jump up Klown Step wobble Drum and Bass, Computer games, Playful Girly's with a nice Face / Boobies / Bottom, the Gym, Surfing, Basketball & a lil bit of Alcajamahol. I Hate Arrogant people especially girls that are at...
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    ****Y & FUNNY WORKS!!......... If the Female is bad quality.

    I have a theory that the more a girl likes Bad Boy Billy Bob Humpledink the Bikey the more... I dunno imature / retarded she is. I just used to want a hot ***** but now I like some generall common sence. I meen these hot chicks that get seduced by arrogant fagots.. Its not so bad when their 16...
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    is this online profile any good?

    Heh **** your right (sadly its a little bit true aswell). Talking in real life is almost easier you dont have to be so specific about what you say, more how you say it... This online stuff is actually quite allot of work especially if you dont use generic messages. True. I can't think of...
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    is this online profile any good?

    Yeah I see what you guys are saying now, Thanks Ill change it, Chicks are crazy. Heh I used to be into David D aswell but now I have this theory that the more a chick likes the "****y / arrogant / bad boy" type the more mentally unfit she is, just a theory. I can be a nice guy and get hot...
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    is this online profile any good?

    Hi All. My online profile = I recently moved to Perth and am looking for new friends. You may think its lame or "not cool" to look for friends via the Internet but don't worry I am making friends the old fasion way aswell. It's just I might be able to make allot of quality friends this way...
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    Haircuts, Expensive vs Cheap

    Thanks guys, I think I will try paying a little extra next time.
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    Haircuts, Expensive vs Cheap

    Hi All. Sorry if I am posting this in the wrong section. Your haircut has a major influence on the way you look (I reckon) & everytime I get a haircut it is different (even if it is the same cutter). Anyways I always go for cheap haircut's because I dunno, Im not really that fussy and just...
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    Hi gorgeous?

    Yeah you know yor stuff to, so you don't open with any "Hi's" really hey, just say something that comes to your mind about the current setting you & the target are in?
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    Hi gorgeous?

    thankyou u know your stuff
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    Hi gorgeous?

    Iv'e been getting good with the ladies latley but I wanna know, whats the best greeting to give em? A chick came up to me & said "Hi gorgeous" once & I liked it. But if I say "Hi gorgeous how's it going" to a hot babe will I sound like a bit of a wuss? Is "Hi how's it going better"? Dose it...
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    Help with my online profile please!!

    myspace.com/teejay3383 any advice much appreciated.
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    Perth Australia

    Cool I wont be going this week I dont think cos of money issuses.
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    Perth Australia

    Yeah Im up for meeting you guys. Problem is I have 2 black eyes a the moment & minimal $. Im good looking though, Usually go to the rise, and I can out dance anyone there, then the girlys get up close & point their but at me but alas I do nothing.. I need someone to go,, "go on TomJ" then I...
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    When is it ok Grind

    I guess my whole problem comes down to wussy, dont be a wussy, problem is I weght 100kg (allot and have a big gut) gotta get rid of my huge gut, I have high standards.
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