"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PUA_GUY

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HB: Can you buy me a drink?
PUA: Wow your coming on strong! I dont buy girls drinks but you can buy ME one!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Krassus

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
If she walks away just yell to her, "HEY I thought you were thirsty!" If you are lucky, there may be another HB close by who isn't a "drink *****" that will engage you in conversation since she noticed that you don't take that "buy me a drink" crap.
Do that and every other girl in that bar will think she walked away from a free drink. Since they only heard what you yelled out, that's what they'll assume.
 

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i think i read this off senor fingers..

chick: can u buy me a drink

me: yeah but hey whats in it for me?

chick: watever answer

me: i want a kiss, not a peck on the lips, some tongue.

if she dus tongue kiss me, i would buy her a drink, wynot. when a chick asks you to buy her a drink, its a great opportunity.

however if she is not hot, or u just dont buy chiks drinks full stop, then MVplayer's replies were hectic.
 

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If I am sarging girl I can buy her cola. But I don't buy alcohol drinks. Once ****ed woman after bying her cola ;) I only spent $1 on her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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jiveturkey

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her: will u buy me a drink?

u: ****dont say anything to her, just go buy 2 beers and walk off..drink em both or give one to a buddy***
 

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Her: "Can you buy me a drink?"

Me: (turn it around) "What? You want to buy me a drink and fill me up, alright? And then you'll get me so messed up, I will probably end up coming home with YOU?"

Then tell her what you'd like to drink and carry on convo.
 

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Her: "Can you buy me a drink?"

you :" is that the best pick up line you can come up with?, I'm not that easy"

or

you:" you are trying to pick me up, shouldn't YOU buy me a drink?"

or

you: " I know what you are doing, you are trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me!! I'm not "That" easy "

or

you: "order two drink and right before the bartender brings the beer to you, just said "I saw a friend over there, I'll be right back" and walk away and talk to someone and never come back, she will either have to wait for you to return or have to pay for both because the bartender is waiting, and we all know that would be rude if she don't pay, don't we :D when she walk over with your beer just take it as if nothing had happen and said thanks
 

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her ----------will you buy me a drink
andari----------------sure meet me at my place in an hour
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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andari

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Originally posted by ShowTime
Her: "Can you buy me a drink?"

Me: (turn it around) "What? You want to buy me a drink and fill me up, alright? And then you'll get me so messed up, I will probably end up coming home with YOU?"

Then tell her what you'd like to drink and carry on convo.
thats hot. she might be mad that you just ignored her but that is a good way around it. in DC we call that "flipping it"

dude just flipped it on her.
 

Brother_Rapp

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Her: Can you buy me a drink?

Me: You ain't gave me any money to buy you a drink with.

Her: What you mean?

Me: If you gave me $100 and I went out and spent it on another woman, how would you feel about it? You'd be pissed off. I'm like a bank. You put something in I can spend. Her you are trying to bound a check. You know that I can't let you do that.
 

HurricaneBilly

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As dorky as I am sure I am going to sound, I can't believe women actually ask that. I would at least offer to flash or something. Sheeze.
 

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HER: "Will you buy me a drink?"
YOU: "Whats the point in buying you a drink if you dont swallow anyway?" *dead serious face*
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Jaun_Don

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Her:will you buy me a drink?

Me: No,will you buy me one , get me all pissy drunk and take advantage of me, not respect me in the morning and then try it on with all of my friends?

Her: Ahhhhh No...

Me:Well there goes MY gameplan, laters...


:crackup:
 

brat-buster

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Always answer ANY request with.......

depends......what's in it for me?

or try this at a strip club when a girl ask's you if you want a dance.

Her: would you like a lap dance?
me: hummmm......it depends.
herr: on what?
me: How much money do you have to spend?
 

Layla

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Originally posted by Poindexter
'Buy me a drink?'

'Why, are you underaged?'
Ha!:crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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