"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
dollashort
Don Juan
chick: can u buy me a drink
me: yeah but hey whats in it for me?
chick: watever answer
me: i want a kiss, not a peck on the lips, some tongue.
if she dus tongue kiss me, i would buy her a drink, wynot. when a chick asks you to buy her a drink, its a great opportunity.
however if she is not hot, or u just dont buy chiks drinks full stop, then MVplayer's replies were hectic.
jettiger
New Member
I only spent $1 on her."The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
jiveturkey
Don Juan
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u: ****dont say anything to her, just go buy 2 beers and walk off..drink em both or give one to a buddy***
Me: (turn it around) "What? You want to buy me a drink and fill me up, alright? And then you'll get me so messed up, I will probably end up coming home with YOU?"
Then tell her what you'd like to drink and carry on convo.
kiko
Don Juan
Me: Ill think about that, I'll tell you in the morning when your cooking me breakfast. I like my eggs runny.
you :" is that the best pick up line you can come up with?, I'm not that easy"
or
you:" you are trying to pick me up, shouldn't YOU buy me a drink?"
or
you: " I know what you are doing, you are trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me!! I'm not "That" easy "
or
you: "order two drink and right before the bartender brings the beer to you, just said "I saw a friend over there, I'll be right back" and walk away and talk to someone and never come back, she will either have to wait for you to return or have to pay for both because the bartender is waiting, and we all know that would be rude if she don't pay, don't we
when she walk over with your beer just take it as if nothing had happen and said thanksandari
Don Juan
andari----------------sure meet me at my place in an hour
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
andari
Don Juan
thats hot. she might be mad that you just ignored her but that is a good way around it. in DC we call that "flipping it"
dude just flipped it on her.
Brother_Rapp
Banned
Me: You ain't gave me any money to buy you a drink with.
Her: What you mean?
Me: If you gave me $100 and I went out and spent it on another woman, how would you feel about it? You'd be pissed off. I'm like a bank. You put something in I can spend. Her you are trying to bound a check. You know that I can't let you do that.
HurricaneBilly
Don Juan
penkitten
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Me: No,will you buy me one , get me all pissy drunk and take advantage of me, not respect me in the morning and then try it on with all of my friends?
Her: Ahhhhh No...
Me:Well there goes MY gameplan, laters...
:crackup:
Poindexter
Don Juan
'Why, are you underaged?'
brat-buster
Don Juan
depends......what's in it for me?
or try this at a strip club when a girl ask's you if you want a dance.
Her: would you like a lap dance?
me: hummmm......it depends.
herr: on what?
me: How much money do you have to spend?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.