alrighty boys you wanna hear TheRockStar's greatest answer to the "will you buy me a drink?" question.
her: will you buy me a drink?
me: is there anything on written on my forehead?
her: (somewhat confused) no. why?
me: whew! you scared me for a moment i thought someone may have stamped sucker on it.
I like Pancho's suggestion, very practical but lets add a little detail to it.
She: Can you buy me a drink?
Me: Sure, order whatever you'd like, and please order one for me too.
She: ok, bartender! I'll have a this and a that.
Me: (immediately) later then, I'll be over there (pointing wayyy across the room).
And flee quickly.
[This message has been edited by Squy (edited 12-01-2002).]
But when I feel like it, I say "yes" within a second. And then I will find out how long i can keep them around me before they discover i'm not buying them sh!t. when they ask "Hey, when do i get me drink?", reply with "o yeah, forgot about it". The go proceed with some BS talk, repeat if necessary.
it's good fun. Keep a score if you want to, try to beat the 5 minute mark.
HB:Would you buy me a drink?
DJ: Sure, BARTENDER! Get this lady a glass of water.
HB: No, I wanted a real drink.
DJ: Well that is going to cost you, what do you have to offer?
If she takes it as a joke, she probably has a decent IL. Talk to her, apply kino and see what happens.
If she walks away just yell to her, "HEY I thought you were thirsty!" If you are lucky, there may be another HB close by who isn't a "drink *****" that will engage you in conversation since she noticed that you don't take that "buy me a drink" crap.
I know you guys are going for a ****y/funny twist on saying no. I like some of these. That's not where I'm going with this.
When someone asks me to do something I don't want to do I tell them I don't want to do it, but make it sound like it was my idea in the first place. It really confuses people.
her: hey, you want to buy me a drink?
me: oh. no, don't worry about it.
This works best if you're around people, or can just pick up and go somewhere across the room, so you don't have to pay her any attention after you say it. Just ignore her. A lot of making this one work depends on how well you can deliver it. Answer her as if she just asked you if you still needed her science notes.
If she is a friend that I have no interest: yeah why not.
If she is someone that I am interested in: will you give me a frenchie
If she is one of those bytches that just barges in, grabs you in the arm and asks you hey, will ,you buy me a drink: I put a ****y face, squeeze my eyes like I am checking something really important, look at her from head to toe and say naaah shaking my head sideways.
I hate those bytches..