Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"

[PUA_GUY]

HB: Can you buy me a drink?
PUA: Wow your coming on strong! I dont buy girls drinks but you can buy ME one!

 

[felony]

HB: Can you buy me a drink?
F: I don't buy drinks for girls i haven't seen naked.

 

[Krassus]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
If she walks away just yell to her, "HEY I thought you were thirsty!" If you are lucky, there may be another HB close by who isn't a "drink *****" that will engage you in conversation since she noticed that you don't take that "buy me a drink" crap.

Do that and every other girl in that bar will think she walked away from a free drink. Since they only heard what you yelled out, that's what they'll assume.

 

[dollashort]

i think i read this off senor fingers..

chick: can u buy me a drink

me: yeah but hey whats in it for me?

chick: watever answer

me: i want a kiss, not a peck on the lips, some tongue.

if she dus tongue kiss me, i would buy her a drink, wynot. when a chick asks you to buy her a drink, its a great opportunity.

however if she is not hot, or u just dont buy chiks drinks full stop, then MVplayer's replies were hectic.

 

[jettiger]

If I am sarging girl I can buy her cola. But I don't buy alcohol drinks. Once ****ed woman after bying her cola I only spent $1 on her.

 

[jiveturkey]

her: will u buy me a drink?

u: ****dont say anything to her, just go buy 2 beers and walk off..drink em both or give one to a buddy***

 

[ShowTime]

Her: "Can you buy me a drink?"

Me: (turn it around) "What? You want to buy me a drink and fill me up, alright? And then you'll get me so messed up, I will probably end up coming home with YOU?"

Then tell her what you'd like to drink and carry on convo.

 

[kiko]

HB: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Ill think about that, I'll tell you in the morning when your cooking me breakfast. I like my eggs runny.

 

[Wen]

Her: "Can you buy me a drink?"

you :" is that the best pick up line you can come up with?, I'm not that easy"

or

you:" you are trying to pick me up, shouldn't YOU buy me a drink?"

or

you: " I know what you are doing, you are trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me!! I'm not "That" easy "

or

you: "order two drink and right before the bartender brings the beer to you, just said "I saw a friend over there, I'll be right back" and walk away and talk to someone and never come back, she will either have to wait for you to return or have to pay for both because the bartender is waiting, and we all know that would be rude if she don't pay, don't we when she walk over with your beer just take it as if nothing had happen and said thanks

 

[andari]

her ----------will you buy me a drink
andari----------------sure meet me at my place in an hour

 

[andari]

Originally posted by ShowTime
Her: "Can you buy me a drink?"

Me: (turn it around) "What? You want to buy me a drink and fill me up, alright? And then you'll get me so messed up, I will probably end up coming home with YOU?"

Then tell her what you'd like to drink and carry on convo.

thats hot. she might be mad that you just ignored her but that is a good way around it. in DC we call that "flipping it"

dude just flipped it on her.

 

[Brother_Rapp]

Her: Can you buy me a drink?

Me: You ain't gave me any money to buy you a drink with.

Her: What you mean?

Me: If you gave me $100 and I went out and spent it on another woman, how would you feel about it? You'd be pissed off. I'm like a bank. You put something in I can spend. Her you are trying to bound a check. You know that I can't let you do that.

 

[HurricaneBilly]

As dorky as I am sure I am going to sound, I can't believe women actually ask that. I would at least offer to flash or something. Sheeze.

 

[mike123]

HER: "Will you buy me a drink?"
YOU: "Whats the point in buying you a drink if you dont swallow anyway?" *dead serious face*

 

[penkitten]

will you buy me a car?

 

[Jaun_Don]

Her:will you buy me a drink?

Me: No,will you buy me one , get me all pissy drunk and take advantage of me, not respect me in the morning and then try it on with all of my friends?

Her: Ahhhhh No...

Me:Well there goes MY gameplan, laters...


:crackup:

 

[Poindexter]

'Buy me a drink?'

'Why, are you underaged?'

 

[brat-buster]

Always answer ANY request with.......

depends......what's in it for me?

or try this at a strip club when a girl ask's you if you want a dance.

Her: would you like a lap dance?
me: hummmm......it depends.
herr: on what?
me: How much money do you have to spend?

 

[Layla]

Originally posted by Poindexter
'Buy me a drink?'

'Why, are you underaged?'

Ha!:crackup:

 

[muttley]

her: wanna buy me a drink?
you: i cant , i dont have anymore rohypnol left