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If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?
 

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"Yeah, sure, I'm going up there anyway, just give me the money and I'll bring it back to you... no problem!"

Never buy drinks for women.
 
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"Why don't u buy me one?"
pause
"hey u want me not the other way round"

obviusly a grin
"and if she asks a second time"
just say
"u have asked too many times now. not a chance"
 

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HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.

Also...

HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
 

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Originally posted by DJ de Florida:
No, but I will let you buy me one

I have used this one many times.

If they persist, say "I have a rule that I never buy women drinks in bars."
 
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REPLYING AS Mr. AFC: Gee, she asked me to buy her a drink - obviously because she thinks I'm HOT! Maybe if I buy her a drink, I can hook up with her later. After all, aren't I entitled to her services if I buy her a drink? Logic dictates that If I buy her TWO drinks, then she'll pleasure me for TWICE as long! Here you go, bartender, my hard-earned cash! Get this lady another daiquiri! This is just like in the movies. Not only does buying her a drink make for certain that I'll get laid, but it also shows her that I am a nice guy that will do whatever she asks me to do for her, and women just LOVE that. Don't they? After all, nice guys finish first in the movies. On top of THAT, I feel all powerful when I buy her a drink - it's like I'm showing her that I can take care of her. Women like a man they can depend on. Shouldn't they?

We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).

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I like the water one and the "no, but I wil let u buy me one" response.
I would also use "maybe later if I haven't found someone else that's actually worth my time" if I wanted to be a little bit of a prick.


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Her: Will you buy me a drink?

Me: Will you blow me?

I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
 

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Originally posted by hedge killa:
Her: Will you buy me a drink?

Me: Will you blow me?

I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Damn you hedge!!! I was gonna say the same thing
!!!
 
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I was out lastnight and I witnessed one of my brothers friends get asked "will you buy me a drink?". He immediately said "sure" got her and her friend a drink and as soon as he turned around they walked away.

Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
 

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Either flat out say I never buy girls drinks in a bar (I saw the shocked look on a girls face one time, it was priceless and I wasn't attracted to her anyway) or say "Hey are you trying to pick me up? Because I'm tired of all these pick up lines girls use on me all the time!"

That one will shock them too!
 

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For those who claim to not buy a girl drinks does that apply if you approach her?

Do you ever offer her drinks instead?

Just curious, im still a rookie.
 

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All of these are really good. I've heard the "no, but you can buy me one" response many times. I especially like the Magic 8-ball response and the "Blow me" response. Anything ****y and funny, although I'm not sure I'd have the balls to ask if she'd blow me. I live in a small town and word about that would get around too quickly. If I was far enough out of town, maybe...

My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
 

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she: "Will you buy me a drink?"

you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)

Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.


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