backbreaker
Master Don Juan
also, every guy here would **** her brains out if she threw herself at you. Well not every guy, but most of you taking ****
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
pic of me and my girl
- Thread starter jlr12584
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
well i thank everyone for the comments, both good and bad. i asked for honesty and i got it. im not upset, everyone is entitled to his own opinion. and yes, i love her and want to be with her despite what anyone else would think. this wasnt meant to help make up my mind if i should stay with her, just to feed a simple curiosity. so thanks again.
mroriginal
Banned
you two make a goodlooking couple.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
I'm already in great shape, smartass.
She is not.
And just as a reminder, the original poster asked for comments on her looks. What the hell else did you people expect?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
I think you should print this thread out and show her.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
WHY?
mroriginal
Banned
WTF?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Well, I'd bang her.
Cute girl, nice face, big tits, but just a tad flabby.
Cute girl, nice face, big tits, but just a tad flabby.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Cool down big boy.
Sounds like you might be dating a chunky chunky...
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Haha no, not at the moment.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Banned
Seems cute enough to me, sure shes got a bit of weight but so do the majority of Western chicks so I'm not getting the uproar in this thread. She looks like she sucks a mean d!ck aswell yeah?
Did you just say you showed her this thread? lol silly goose.
Did you just say you showed her this thread? lol silly goose.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
aftershock
Master Don Juan
WHAT? I was only joking...yet the guy tells me he already showed her? Poor girls going to be a little depressed now.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.