backbreaker
Master Don Juan
also, every guy here would **** her brains out if she threw herself at you. Well not every guy, but most of you taking ****
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
pic of me and my girl
- Thread starter jlr12584
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
well i thank everyone for the comments, both good and bad. i asked for honesty and i got it. im not upset, everyone is entitled to his own opinion. and yes, i love her and want to be with her despite what anyone else would think. this wasnt meant to help make up my mind if i should stay with her, just to feed a simple curiosity. so thanks again.
mroriginal
Banned
you two make a goodlooking couple.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
I'm already in great shape, smartass.
She is not.
And just as a reminder, the original poster asked for comments on her looks. What the hell else did you people expect?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
I think you should print this thread out and show her.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
WHY?
mroriginal
Banned
WTF?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Well, I'd bang her.
Cute girl, nice face, big tits, but just a tad flabby.
Cute girl, nice face, big tits, but just a tad flabby.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Cool down big boy.
Sounds like you might be dating a chunky chunky...
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Haha no, not at the moment.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Banned
Seems cute enough to me, sure shes got a bit of weight but so do the majority of Western chicks so I'm not getting the uproar in this thread. She looks like she sucks a mean d!ck aswell yeah?
Did you just say you showed her this thread? lol silly goose.
Did you just say you showed her this thread? lol silly goose.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
aftershock
Master Don Juan
WHAT? I was only joking...yet the guy tells me he already showed her? Poor girls going to be a little depressed now.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.