Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHA!Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
I'll do you one better...
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4131/retard8gu.jpg
That looks exactly like a kid I used to chill with...
But as for the chick...6-7/10
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
I'll do you one better...
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4131/retard8gu.jpg
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is that kid 2Good4U?That looks exactly like a kid I used to chill with...
yeah thats him.Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Is that kid 2Good4U?
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
its cause hes 5'3 with herpesOriginally posted by thederekeffect1
As for you.
Your a good looking guy.
Why are you here, again?
You have looks going for you. You shouldn't need us.![]()
giovanni cassanova boardOriginally posted by mroriginal
its cause hes 5'3 with herpes
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
........... :nono:Originally posted by jlr12584
i already showed her... that was the biggest mistake of my life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHOriginally posted by jlr12584
i already showed her... that was the biggest mistake of my life.
Seconded!Originally posted by MetalFortress
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yeah its so hard to beleive..Originally posted by Wyldfire
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.
Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
like I said all along, she isn't ugly at all, jus tisn't my cup of tea.Originally posted by Wyldfire
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.
Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.
Your girlfriend is not fat. She's thick. The top she's wearing isn't flattering for her shape, though.
You shouldn't have shown her the thread, though. She had to have been very hurt by some of the idiotic comments made by a bunch of guys who most likely spend more time with their hand than a pretty girl. She's very pretty. She should get rid of that top, though.