backbreaker
Master Don Juan
also, every guy here would **** her brains out if she threw herself at you. Well not every guy, but most of you taking ****
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
pic of me and my girl
- Thread starter jlr12584
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
well i thank everyone for the comments, both good and bad. i asked for honesty and i got it. im not upset, everyone is entitled to his own opinion. and yes, i love her and want to be with her despite what anyone else would think. this wasnt meant to help make up my mind if i should stay with her, just to feed a simple curiosity. so thanks again.
mroriginal
Banned
you two make a goodlooking couple.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
I'm already in great shape, smartass.
She is not.
And just as a reminder, the original poster asked for comments on her looks. What the hell else did you people expect?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
I think you should print this thread out and show her.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
WHY?
mroriginal
Banned
WTF?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Well, I'd bang her.
Cute girl, nice face, big tits, but just a tad flabby.
Cute girl, nice face, big tits, but just a tad flabby.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Cool down big boy.
Sounds like you might be dating a chunky chunky...
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Haha no, not at the moment.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Banned
Seems cute enough to me, sure shes got a bit of weight but so do the majority of Western chicks so I'm not getting the uproar in this thread. She looks like she sucks a mean d!ck aswell yeah?
Did you just say you showed her this thread? lol silly goose.
Did you just say you showed her this thread? lol silly goose.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
aftershock
Master Don Juan
WHAT? I was only joking...yet the guy tells me he already showed her? Poor girls going to be a little depressed now.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.