"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.

Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
 
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Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."

To thoze azzholes: sorry
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
 
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Excuse me!

This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!

sorry couldn't resist.. :crackup:
 
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Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...

This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
 
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"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."


Just for you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ban This Troll Now!!!!!
 
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bigjohnson said:
"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."


Just for you.
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I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP

DONG FU IS DOWN
 
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Dongfu said:
I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP

DONG FU IS DOWN
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.

Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
 
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KontrollerX said:
Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.

Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
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DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.

I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.

Monkey Punch?//
 
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For some reason I almost expected to see:

Ninja Out.

@ the bottom of this post...:whistle:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Excuse me!

This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!

sorry couldn't resist..

lolz.. kidding...
 
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this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!


...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
 
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Randallpink83 said:
this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!


...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
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You mean like . . . pringle berries:confused:
 
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I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.

*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
 
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To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.

"May our dongs be strong and long!"

*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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