Dongfu
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Just joking - sorry couldn't resist
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Master Bates
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those were trannies. and i'm not joking.
KontrollerX
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LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Dongfu
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Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
To thoze azzholes: sorry
To thoze azzholes: sorry
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
Ace of Flames
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Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
bigjohnson
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"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
Just for you.
Just for you.
navyseal2101
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Dude you tricked me rrrr.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
God_of_getting_layed
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Ban This Troll Now!!!!!
Dongfu
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I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.bigjohnson said:
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP
DONG FU IS DOWN
KontrollerX
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.Dongfu said:
Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
Dongfu
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DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.KontrollerX said:
I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.
Monkey Punch?//
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
For some reason I almost expected to see:
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
nicenomore
Senior Don Juan
Excuse me!
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
Dongfu
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You mean like . . . pringle berriesRandallpink83 said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
KontrollerX
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To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.