"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.

Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
 
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Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."

To thoze azzholes: sorry
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
 
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Excuse me!

This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!

sorry couldn't resist.. :crackup:
 
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Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...

This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
 
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"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."


Just for you.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Ban This Troll Now!!!!!
 
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bigjohnson said:
"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."


Just for you.
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I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP

DONG FU IS DOWN
 
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Dongfu said:
I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP

DONG FU IS DOWN
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.

Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
 
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.

Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
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DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.

I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.

Monkey Punch?//
 
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For some reason I almost expected to see:

Ninja Out.

@ the bottom of this post...:whistle:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Excuse me!

This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!

sorry couldn't resist..

lolz.. kidding...
 
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this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!


...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
 
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Randallpink83 said:
this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!


...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
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You mean like . . . pringle berries:confused:
 
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I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.

*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
 
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To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.

"May our dongs be strong and long!"

*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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