Dongfu
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Just joking - sorry couldn't resist
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Master Bates
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those were trannies. and i'm not joking.
KontrollerX
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LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Dongfu
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Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
To thoze azzholes: sorry
To thoze azzholes: sorry
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
Ace of Flames
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Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
bigjohnson
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"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
Just for you.
Just for you.
navyseal2101
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Dude you tricked me rrrr.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
God_of_getting_layed
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Ban This Troll Now!!!!!
Dongfu
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I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.bigjohnson said:
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP
DONG FU IS DOWN
KontrollerX
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.Dongfu said:
Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
Dongfu
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DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.KontrollerX said:
I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.
Monkey Punch?//
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
For some reason I almost expected to see:
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
nicenomore
Senior Don Juan
Excuse me!
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
Dongfu
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You mean like . . . pringle berriesRandallpink83 said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
KontrollerX
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To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.