Dongfu
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Just joking - sorry couldn't resist
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Master Bates
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those were trannies. and i'm not joking.
KontrollerX
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LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Dongfu
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Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
To thoze azzholes: sorry
To thoze azzholes: sorry
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
Ace of Flames
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Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
bigjohnson
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"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
Just for you.
Just for you.
navyseal2101
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Dude you tricked me rrrr.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
God_of_getting_layed
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Ban This Troll Now!!!!!
Dongfu
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I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.bigjohnson said:
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP
DONG FU IS DOWN
KontrollerX
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.Dongfu said:
Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
Dongfu
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DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.KontrollerX said:
I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.
Monkey Punch?//
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
For some reason I almost expected to see:
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
nicenomore
Senior Don Juan
Excuse me!
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
Dongfu
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You mean like . . . pringle berriesRandallpink83 said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
KontrollerX
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To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.