Dongfu
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Just joking - sorry couldn't resist
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties
- Thread starter Dongfu
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Master Bates
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those were trannies. and i'm not joking.
KontrollerX
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LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?
Dongfu
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Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
To thoze azzholes: sorry
To thoze azzholes: sorry
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*
Ace of Flames
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Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.
bigjohnson
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"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."
Just for you.
Just for you.
navyseal2101
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Dude you tricked me rrrr.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
God_of_getting_layed
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Ban This Troll Now!!!!!
Dongfu
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I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.bigjohnson said:
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP
DONG FU IS DOWN
KontrollerX
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Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.Dongfu said:
Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!
Dongfu
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DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.KontrollerX said:
I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.
Monkey Punch?//
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
For some reason I almost expected to see:
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
Ninja Out.
@ the bottom of this post...
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
nicenomore
Senior Don Juan
Excuse me!
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!
sorry couldn't resist..
lolz.. kidding...
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?
Dongfu
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You mean like . . . pringle berriesRandallpink83 said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
KontrollerX
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To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"May our dongs be strong and long!"
*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.