Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Wish us luck!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Gonna wing for my incel bud im SF tonight
- Thread starter Hamurabimbi
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Hah good luck man, Marina? Geary? SOMA?
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Soma.
took a ride share Uber. Had a nice conversation with a cute, friendly co-rider. . Good start.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Place is prerry dead (early) But of course. Gay guy hits on me.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Par for the course
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Cute girl dancing solo. Try to get my bud to damce with her. But he wont. Grrrrrr!!!
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
He doesn’t drino. She’s wiggling & shaking her A$$ in my face & smiling at me. But my MF friend is ignoring it.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
If I wrew single. I’d destroy her. Getting tempted as she kreps wiggling & smiling at me. Tried tobget my bud un here. But her refused.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Sad state of American men. No guy approached her and she hung out by me ()me larping as a single guy). If I wete single I’d have been on that like white on rice.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
SF tech dude.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Ding ding ding
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
1/2 the MF’s here are masked. Fvck SF.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Last call 1230. SF nightlife is crap. This wad a happening club pre-covid. So sad.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Bro vanished i
Managed to get into a happening $&& club free. Via charm & luck & charm. Ltots of poon here. Too bad my friend bailed & I can only LARP.
Managed to get into a happening $&& club free. Via charm & luck & charm. Ltots of poon here. Too bad my friend bailed & I can only LARP.
nicksaiz65
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2017
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- 29
What gave it away? Lmao
nicksaiz65
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2017
- Messages
- 4,104
- Reaction score
- 1,756
- Age
- 29
Gotta be able to dance with her for sure…
Not being able to dance with her == Bad Game
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2007
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Props for at least trying to help the boyos out.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.