LMAO, hilarious. I think you're right based on the horse girls I've met out in the midwest here. That's the married woman my former love was pining for. Smh.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
everyone, if you had one peice of advice to pass on to someone about women...
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
okay, a couple of them i know date total betas, probably explains why? they like controlling the relationship
Travel memoir21
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Whatever happened to Back Breaker? Is the dude still betting on horses or something? lol
Max Baker
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They need the betas to provide them the finances needed to maintain the horses as they cost a fortune to upkeep. And if they don't have the beta males, then the woman in question has no money, in debt and forever trying to make ends meet. In other words, always struggling. And the roll on effect leads to craziness on a whole new level,
manfrombelow
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This is gold. By far the most important piece of advice that a man, no matter his age, should and must understands.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
jimwho
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Twice before I learned my lesson. Often I reminded her she is not the boss, stop asking me to feed the horses. Stop starting your sentences with the word "no". Me-I'm taking you to the movies , Her NO I'm shoeing a horse. Last straw was her asking me if I could pay a vet bill, I said sure went out to my truck and left for good! 2nd one was bossy, mean, masculine, frigid. Amazing how something so hot could be so cold. Not sure why she even liked men?
If I'm ever with another horse chick, she's riding side saddle..
manfrombelow
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In terms of d!ck size, yours can never compare with that of a horse's.
lost_blackbird
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It's just a wet hole.
AureliusMaximus
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A woman should be worthy of you.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
lost_blackbird
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I never shut up - 2 years abstinence.
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AureliusMaximus
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Unless it's your mom xD
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
King Lion
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True...Bless her soul!
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Wow reviving a 13 year old thread...this one is like Lazarus coming back from the dead...
Bingo-Player
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Haha i had never heard of that guy before but he speaks a lot of sense
Atom Smasher
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Horses serve to siphon off a woman's affection for your manliness, leaving nothing but a token trace for you.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.