"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Finished updating.

MetalFortress, Dee-Zy, and Kinetic, your posts are in the bible now.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Most of this stuff is great, but odds are that nobody will read all of these. There's just too much info for most people to read unless they have a few months on their hands to just read this, let alone get out. Hell I don't even remember seein half these threads. Can you make like an asterik, however its spelled, next to the must read ones... or highlight them or whatever. And I'm not talking about half the threads like in the original bible, I mean like 3-4 per category. The best of the best, like Fingers Mass Seduction or Pook's Be a Man.
 
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Originally posted by wipz
Most of this stuff is great, but odds are that nobody will read all of these. There's just too much info for most people to read unless they have a few months on their hands to just read this, let alone get out. Hell I don't even remember seein half these threads. Can you make like an asterik, however its spelled, next to the must read ones... or highlight them or whatever. And I'm not talking about half the threads like in the original bible, I mean like 3-4 per category. The best of the best, like Fingers Mass Seduction or Pook's Be a Man.
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Start with:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30862

And you'll be way ahead of the game.

Pretty much covers all you need to know if you want a quick start.

btw, thx CK - I know my thread has been slept on for a long time but I was 100% sure it is first page Bible material.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by wipz
Most of this stuff is great, but odds are that nobody will read all of these. There's just too much info for most people to read unless they have a few months on their hands to just read this, let alone get out. Hell I don't even remember seein half these threads. Can you make like an asterik, however its spelled, next to the must read ones... or highlight them or whatever. And I'm not talking about half the threads like in the original bible, I mean like 3-4 per category. The best of the best, like Fingers Mass Seduction or Pook's Be a Man.
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Alright, I'll do something to make posts a "must-read."
 
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Originally posted by Danny Zuko
Great work mate I appreciate the effort put into this. Dead link "Are you a guy who JUST CANT APPROACH? Part 2" never been able to read this post even in the old DJB really eager to give it a look!

Edit: Found the post here is the correct link http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42638
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Fixed, thanks.

Anyone else that runs into a dead link, let me know.
 
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Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Start with:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30862

And you'll be way ahead of the game.

Pretty much covers all you need to know if you want a quick start.

btw, thx CK - I know my thread has been slept on for a long time but I was 100% sure it is first page Bible material.
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Haha, thinking highly of your own post, eh? ;) Nah, it's a good one.

Alright people, give me a short list (via PM) of the posts that are "must-read" because this essentially is The People's Bible.
 
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edit. sent via PM to crazy
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by dcfball
Any chance of getting a PDF format of the bible???
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Read the reply I posted earlier.
 
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I'll consider the links you sent me.
 
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Alright baseball, posted the links you gave me. I wish I had searched earlier.

Alright people, keep the links coming in and don't forget to give me the threads you want to be "must read" status.
 
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Woo! This thing is going great. I'll check the "who's online" section every so often and most of the posts the Guests and newer members are reading are Bible posts.
 
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Ok people, PM me for the posts you want to have made "Must Read." Only 1 post has been PM'ed to me...I won't mark it until I get a few more.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I am looking, it takes time

Give me three days to look up posts for the bible:cool:

Send a PM on the third day

I have to look around abit.
 
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I created a whole forum of links I thought were good Under Davinci... was nice till it got smooshed up.
 
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Under his infinite wisom, Nicholas Hill has handed over most of the DJ Bible duties (adding posts) to me. Do you all still want this bible up as a place to post what you think should be added/deleted/Must Read, or should I lock this and let it die? I'll put all the posts into the bible in due time.
 
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keep as thread

I am still looking for new posts

I am also looking through the archieve and wondering if they can go into the bible because they used to be tips?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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