Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Buffalo Bills fan eats hot woman's ass in parking lot

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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BetterCallSaul

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I prefer eating from the front.
 

Who Dares Win

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What makes you think that she is hot? cause she is not fat?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Problem is once you eat her ass shell be expecting it every time you have sex. Remember fellas, once you've licked the crack you never go back.
 

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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
 

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99% of them would. if they say they wouldn't they're probably lying. (Implying she was fresh out of the shower).
Agree.

Again she has to be just out of the shower and her ass has to be perfect like pornstars from the 90s.
 

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LOL are those different than ones from the 2000's?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
Totally depends on the hotness. It's impossible to make that call just in a general way.
 

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1) The chick is not necessarily hot. She just doesn't have obvious fat on the small amount of skin she's showing.

2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.

3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.

4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.

5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.


carry on...
 

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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol


Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol


Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
LOL - I thought of this thread when I read about that on Pro Football talk!
 
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