"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Buffalo Bills fan eats hot woman's ass in parking lot
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bible_Belt
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what a brown-noser
SmooveMooves
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Craziest fans lol
BetterCallSaul
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I prefer eating from the front.
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What makes you think that she is hot? cause she is not fat?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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It's better with some hot Buffalo sauce.
Dust 2 Dust
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Problem is once you eat her ass shell be expecting it every time you have sex. Remember fellas, once you've licked the crack you never go back.
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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
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Agree.
Again she has to be just out of the shower and her ass has to be perfect like pornstars from the 90s.
Atom Smasher
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LOL are those different than ones from the 2000's?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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No rhoids though - clean or not!
speed dawg
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Totally depends on the hotness. It's impossible to make that call just in a general way.
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The Fuk............
taiyuu_otoko
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1) The chick is not necessarily hot. She just doesn't have obvious fat on the small amount of skin she's showing.
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
backbreaker
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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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LOL - I thought of this thread when I read about that on Pro Football talk!