"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Buffalo Bills fan eats hot woman's ass in parking lot
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Bible_Belt
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what a brown-noser
SmooveMooves
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Craziest fans lol
BetterCallSaul
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I prefer eating from the front.
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What makes you think that she is hot? cause she is not fat?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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It's better with some hot Buffalo sauce.
Dust 2 Dust
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Problem is once you eat her ass shell be expecting it every time you have sex. Remember fellas, once you've licked the crack you never go back.
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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
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Agree.
Again she has to be just out of the shower and her ass has to be perfect like pornstars from the 90s.
Atom Smasher
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LOL are those different than ones from the 2000's?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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No rhoids though - clean or not!
speed dawg
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Totally depends on the hotness. It's impossible to make that call just in a general way.
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The Fuk............
taiyuu_otoko
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1) The chick is not necessarily hot. She just doesn't have obvious fat on the small amount of skin she's showing.
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
backbreaker
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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PantyWhisperer
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LOL - I thought of this thread when I read about that on Pro Football talk!