"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Buffalo Bills fan eats hot woman's ass in parking lot
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
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what a brown-noser
SmooveMooves
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Craziest fans lol
BetterCallSaul
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I prefer eating from the front.
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What makes you think that she is hot? cause she is not fat?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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It's better with some hot Buffalo sauce.
Dust 2 Dust
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Problem is once you eat her ass shell be expecting it every time you have sex. Remember fellas, once you've licked the crack you never go back.
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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
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Agree.
Again she has to be just out of the shower and her ass has to be perfect like pornstars from the 90s.
Atom Smasher
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LOL are those different than ones from the 2000's?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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No rhoids though - clean or not!
speed dawg
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Totally depends on the hotness. It's impossible to make that call just in a general way.
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The Fuk............
taiyuu_otoko
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1) The chick is not necessarily hot. She just doesn't have obvious fat on the small amount of skin she's showing.
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
backbreaker
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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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LOL - I thought of this thread when I read about that on Pro Football talk!