"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Buffalo Bills fan eats hot woman's ass in parking lot
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Bible_Belt
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what a brown-noser
SmooveMooves
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Craziest fans lol
BetterCallSaul
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I prefer eating from the front.
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What makes you think that she is hot? cause she is not fat?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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It's better with some hot Buffalo sauce.
Dust 2 Dust
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Problem is once you eat her ass shell be expecting it every time you have sex. Remember fellas, once you've licked the crack you never go back.
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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
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Agree.
Again she has to be just out of the shower and her ass has to be perfect like pornstars from the 90s.
Atom Smasher
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LOL are those different than ones from the 2000's?
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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No rhoids though - clean or not!
speed dawg
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Totally depends on the hotness. It's impossible to make that call just in a general way.
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The Fuk............
taiyuu_otoko
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1) The chick is not necessarily hot. She just doesn't have obvious fat on the small amount of skin she's showing.
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.
3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.
4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.
5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.
carry on...
backbreaker
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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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LOL - I thought of this thread when I read about that on Pro Football talk!