"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Buffalo Bills fan eats hot woman's ass in parking lot

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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BetterCallSaul

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I prefer eating from the front.
 

Who Dares Win

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What makes you think that she is hot? cause she is not fat?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Problem is once you eat her ass shell be expecting it every time you have sex. Remember fellas, once you've licked the crack you never go back.
 

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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
 

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99% of them would. if they say they wouldn't they're probably lying. (Implying she was fresh out of the shower).
Agree.

Again she has to be just out of the shower and her ass has to be perfect like pornstars from the 90s.
 

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LOL are those different than ones from the 2000's?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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How many of you guys would lick out a hot girls ass?
Totally depends on the hotness. It's impossible to make that call just in a general way.
 

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1) The chick is not necessarily hot. She just doesn't have obvious fat on the small amount of skin she's showing.

2) Eating a girl's ass in a parking lot filled with other dudes increases the likelihood of accidentally swallowing some other dudes cream pie.

3) That dude is an idiot for showing his face like that.

4) Some girls actually don't like having a guys tongue up their ass, some girls do.

5) This is proof of the impending collapse of our society.


carry on...
 

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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol


Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How do you top this? Why throwing a dildo on the field in the middle of a game on CBS of course lol


Dudes in buffalo have to be thirsty as hell
LOL - I thought of this thread when I read about that on Pro Football talk!
 
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