"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration

SirFratserlot

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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SirFratserlot

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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
 

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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
 

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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
 

SirFratserlot

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VladPatton said:
Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SirFratserlot said:
that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.
AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)

Harsh realities eh?
 

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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
 

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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
 

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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?

If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?

If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
girls aren't attracted to me
 

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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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