SirFratserlot
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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration
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- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
foreverAFC
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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
LorenzoVonM
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Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.
SirFratserlot
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aren't they illegal and I do not want a stdLorenzoVonM said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
SirFratserlot
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If I could get sex than I would not have made this topicgoodfoot said:
SirFratserlot
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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
VladPatton
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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
SirFratserlot
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that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.VladPatton said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Purefilth
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AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)SirFratserlot said:
Harsh realities eh?
SirFratserlot
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or I could just get out of the states
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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
taiyuu_otoko
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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
SirFratserlot
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girls aren't attracted to metaiyuu_otoko said:
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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
Sneevox
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Not cheaper than a ziploc bag and some couch cushions.LorenzoVonM said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.