SirFratserlot
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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration
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- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
foreverAFC
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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
LorenzoVonM
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Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.
SirFratserlot
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aren't they illegal and I do not want a stdLorenzoVonM said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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If I could get sex than I would not have made this topicgoodfoot said:
SirFratserlot
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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
VladPatton
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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
SirFratserlot
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that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.VladPatton said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Purefilth
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AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)SirFratserlot said:
Harsh realities eh?
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or I could just get out of the states
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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
taiyuu_otoko
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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
SirFratserlot
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girls aren't attracted to metaiyuu_otoko said:
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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
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Not cheaper than a ziploc bag and some couch cushions.LorenzoVonM said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.