SirFratserlot
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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration
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- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
foreverAFC
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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
LorenzoVonM
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Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.
SirFratserlot
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aren't they illegal and I do not want a stdLorenzoVonM said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
SirFratserlot
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If I could get sex than I would not have made this topicgoodfoot said:
SirFratserlot
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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
VladPatton
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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
SirFratserlot
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that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.VladPatton said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Purefilth
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AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)SirFratserlot said:
Harsh realities eh?
SirFratserlot
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or I could just get out of the states
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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
taiyuu_otoko
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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
SirFratserlot
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girls aren't attracted to metaiyuu_otoko said:
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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
Sneevox
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Not cheaper than a ziploc bag and some couch cushions.LorenzoVonM said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.