SirFratserlot
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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
foreverAFC
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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
LorenzoVonM
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Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.
SirFratserlot
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aren't they illegal and I do not want a stdLorenzoVonM said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SirFratserlot
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If I could get sex than I would not have made this topicgoodfoot said:
SirFratserlot
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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
foreverAFC
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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
VladPatton
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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
SirFratserlot
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that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.VladPatton said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Purefilth
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AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)SirFratserlot said:
Harsh realities eh?
SirFratserlot
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or I could just get out of the states
foreverAFC
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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
foreverAFC
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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
foreverAFC
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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
taiyuu_otoko
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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
SirFratserlot
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girls aren't attracted to metaiyuu_otoko said:
foreverAFC
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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
Sneevox
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Not cheaper than a ziploc bag and some couch cushions.LorenzoVonM said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.