SirFratserlot
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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
foreverAFC
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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
LorenzoVonM
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Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.
SirFratserlot
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aren't they illegal and I do not want a stdLorenzoVonM said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SirFratserlot
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If I could get sex than I would not have made this topicgoodfoot said:
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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
VladPatton
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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
SirFratserlot
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that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.VladPatton said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Purefilth
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AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)SirFratserlot said:
Harsh realities eh?
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or I could just get out of the states
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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
taiyuu_otoko
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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
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girls aren't attracted to metaiyuu_otoko said:
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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
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Not cheaper than a ziploc bag and some couch cushions.LorenzoVonM said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.