any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration

[SirFratserlot]

It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.

 

[foreverAFC]

have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman

 

[LorenzoVonM]

Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.

 

[SirFratserlot]

Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.

aren't they illegal and I do not want a std

 

[goodfoot]

Have sex?

 

[SirFratserlot]

Have sex?

If I could get sex than I would not have made this topic

 

[SirFratserlot]

I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.

 

[foreverAFC]

you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off

 

[VladPatton]

Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.

 

[SirFratserlot]

Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.

that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.

 

[Purefilth]

that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.

AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)

Harsh realities eh?

 

[SirFratserlot]

or I could just get out of the states

 

[bluejay83]

grow some nuts & deal with it


or, buy a fleshlight

 

[foreverAFC]

you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm

 

[foreverAFC]

also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want

 

[foreverAFC]

or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?

If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.

 

[SirFratserlot]

what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?

If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.

girls aren't attracted to me

 

[foreverAFC]

what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis

 

[Sneevox]

Prostitute? Its cheaper than dating.

Not cheaper than a ziploc bag and some couch cushions.