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    Girl got vengeance.

    Oh man, my heart is still firing off like an assault rifle. I'm at the bar last night with a group of friends, and for the most part it's a good night out. One girl in particular i had a thing with but we both agreed not to take it any further than FB status. Last time we f**ked was about a...
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    FR: coworker finally grows some balls.

    this was pretty funny if a little unintentionally mean (Hell i didn't know what was going on and just acted on impulse!) i just started a new part time job while i'm apprentishipping, i meet all my co-workers in the 2 day training session and blah blah blah, it's my third day in. I head over...
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    Brother's Craigslist Ad

    My brother decided to post this joke Craigslist Ad a few days ago and he sent me the link. http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/1169903717.html I LOLed at first, but when he actually started getting serious replies i howled on the floor. And here he was teasing me about my "Don Juan...
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    The Joys of a Social Circle.

    Haven't posted more than a reply or two here in awhile, but something happened today that left me nodding my head. I went to go pick up my T-4 for my income tax from my old job, and when i got there one of my old co-workers told me that a new girl "Lily" had asked him about me. I go "WTF?" as...
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    Why is C&F taking so much flak these days?

    Ok, this is a bit of a personal issue with me because i'm the kind of guy who's cracking jokes all the time, making people laugh at just about instance i can. I'm very confident as my inner game is tight and i know what i'm capable of in my life. Maybe when i realised that it can actually be...
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    "Smarts" on this forum.

    How smart do y'all consider yourselves? I'd say i'm in upper 30%, my IQ is 133 according to school tests, i was in the gifted program. blah blah blah. I'm curious after reading the "sex and Intelligence" thread.
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    FR: long ass night, short version at the bottom.

    I would have posted this in the Mature Dj's section since that's who my questions are geared towards, but alas, i'm only 21. Today is a crappy mental day, i feel like i'm stagnating in success. to quote the Simpsons. "I'm lost in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex." Okay maybe...
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    webcam wh0re offers me a job

    awhile ago i f-closed an HB at a party, over the course of the night i found out she's actually a webcam *****. to put it into perspective, she'll do 'anything but scat'. (her words, not mine) For the life of me i can't find any good pictures other than this, her facebook has 300+ pictures and...
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    When your body betrays you.

    a recent thread reminded me of something that happened at my old job. i had spent the day walking around and supervising a reset of a department, once i was done, i downed 2 one liter bottles of water in about 10 minutes (i was daamned thirsty) so i go another 20 minutes finishing up and...
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    I'm considering taking on an apprentice

    Yes, like a dark sith lord i've been considering taking the fatty lump of clay that is a friend of mine (the same one who **** the sheets while getting laid) and perverting him with all the elements of truth I've learned in the past few years. ( I love comparing mormons and jehovas witnesses...
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    Are you Unbreakable?

    After reading the Health Insurance poll thread. I have realized i am Bruce Willis. I am Unbreakable. Proof. I have survived events that few would deem casual. These include, Explosions, Car Accidents, Chemical Poisoning, Falls, Fires, Smoke Inhalation. I've been to the hospital enough times...
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    Max Payne Yay or Nay?

    Choose, Awesomest Movie of all time, Or biggest flop ever to happen? Mind you, this is just predicting, personally i think it'll be darkly awesome, but lacking in the original graphic violence (The flesh of fallen angels anyone?) But those Valkyries look sick, MUCH better idea than the crazy...
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    Ranting About Nothing (Newbies)

    DISCLAIMER. These are my own thoughts and ramblings. Recently i've noticed alot of threads asking stuff like "what do i do to raise my confidence?" "I can't approach, What techniques do you guys use?" "GUYS I need ADVICE!!!11!!ONE" "GF said/did this, how should i respond?" "Got this txt...
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    Aragon's Health Log (For accountability)

    Hey all, i'm going to be posting my progress with my... don't really know what to call it. But basically i'm trying to burn the fat i've got on me. I used to bodybuild when i was younger, and my body is still pretty muscled for my size. but i've got a layer of fat on top that just won't leave...
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    FR; 3 alphas, 2 chicks, and posibly a sloppy second.

    First off, this was hte best night in my DJ careerr yet. Secondly, This is not braggin, this is inspration for the noobys here. This is what happens when you become a ****ing alpha. thirdyl, i am stilll ****ing tankked. -Friend invites me to housewarming/b-day party. it's at his new house...
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    FR: I think my friend might become celibate after tonight.

    Most of this FR is pretty normal, but the ending is so unreal that i'm still not sure i believe it. (you'll see why) Friend calls, we'll call him H. H wants me to wing him as he's trying to bang his pedestal chick, let's call her HBPed. It's a common friend's bday party at a bar/club, i...
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    A true Natural

    I've been contemplating posting this for a week. but it's so funny and actually interesting. last week i went fishing for labor day, some of you might recall i thread i started asking for opinions on a girl i knew up there and our freaky conversation. But that's not what this is about...
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    Kinda Pissed off, Severe Dandruff

    i was supposed to meet up with a bunch of people from another forum tonight at a nice restaurant to greet another friend of ours coming from out of the country. Long story short, i get there 15 mins late due to traffic, and out of the 8 people supposed to be there, only one chick showed up...
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    girl txt me out of nowhere

    need opinions folks, haven't had a txt like this and i'd rather not misinterpret "OMG! a customer just came in at work and he laughed just like ur laugh, i seriously thought it was you" we used to work together and i gamed her a bit, nothing too serious, mostly just fun and games. she...
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