prachanter
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when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"How much are you willing to pay me?"
Heart Break Kid
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Make sure you raise the eyebrow ever so slightly.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dark Chivalry
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If you make it worth my while I might.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Luke Skywalker
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That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.
Bonhomme
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:crackup: Ka-ching! We have a winner!
BlackJackal
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My answer if shes hot: Sure why not.prachanter said:
My answer if shes ugly: Hell no.
backbreaker
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how do you know shes joking?
Kev07
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UHHHH...Luke Skywalker said:
Style said that in response to "I give great head"
"I give great head" is a statement
"Do you want to F me" is a question
What are you thinking?
I would go with Fransisco's reply :crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I had a chick ask me that recently at a party of mine.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
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Depending on the situation, I'd respond with
"I only F attractive women"
"I only F attractive women"
Master Bates
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did you rip that out of The Game?Luke Skywalker said:
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yeah, most people know that line....it's a no brainer.Master Bates said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?Kev07 said:
Play the Game
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Hmmm.. (pause) are you any good?
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Sh1t test or not, she's flirting with him. Even if she's just bullsh1tting with him, why shouldn't he flirt back with something c/f? Why should he come off like an AFC or a stick in the mud?Luke Skywalker said:
Why are you giving advise on women? Though i generally don't read your troll posts, I read enough to understand that you're still a virgin. Virgins should listen to advise on this stuff, not give it.Luke Skywalker said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.