when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?

[prachanter]

when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?

 

[Ripper]

If you BJ me first...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"How much are you willing to pay me?"

 

[Heart Break Kid]

"How much are you willing to pay me?"

Make sure you raise the eyebrow ever so slightly.

 

[Dark Chivalry]

If you make it worth my while I might.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.

 

[Bonhomme]

"How much are you willing to pay me?"

:crackup: Ka-ching! We have a winner!

 

[BlackJackal]

when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?

My answer if shes hot: Sure why not.

My answer if shes ugly: Hell no.

 

[backbreaker]

how do you know shes joking?

 

[Kev07]

That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.

UHHHH...

Style said that in response to "I give great head"


"I give great head" is a statement

"Do you want to F me" is a question

What are you thinking?


I would go with Fransisco's reply :crackup:

 

[On Point]

"Get in line"

 

[STR8UP]

I had a chick ask me that recently at a party of mine.

I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.

In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.

If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?

If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.

 

[anbesolrox]

Depending on the situation, I'd respond with

"I only F attractive women"

 

[Master Bates]

That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.

did you rip that out of The Game?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

did you rip that out of The Game?

yeah, most people know that line....it's a no brainer.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

UHHHH...

Style said that in response to "I give great head"


"I give great head" is a statement

"Do you want to F me" is a question

What are you thinking?


I would go with Fransisco's reply :crackup:

Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?

 

[Play the Game]

Hmmm.. (pause) are you any good?

Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.

Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.

 

[speakeasy]

when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?

Sending mixed signals is key here. Give her a look in the eye like you want to f*ck then say, "sure, maybe after 8 beers".

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?

Sh1t test or not, she's flirting with him. Even if she's just bullsh1tting with him, why shouldn't he flirt back with something c/f? Why should he come off like an AFC or a stick in the mud?

 

[azanon]

That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.

Why are you giving advise on women? Though i generally don't read your troll posts, I read enough to understand that you're still a virgin. Virgins should listen to advise on this stuff, not give it.