prachanter
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when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
- Thread starter prachanter
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Francisco d'Anconia
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"How much are you willing to pay me?"
Heart Break Kid
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Make sure you raise the eyebrow ever so slightly.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dark Chivalry
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If you make it worth my while I might.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Luke Skywalker
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That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
:crackup: Ka-ching! We have a winner!
BlackJackal
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My answer if shes hot: Sure why not.prachanter said:
My answer if shes ugly: Hell no.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
how do you know shes joking?
Kev07
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UHHHH...Luke Skywalker said:
Style said that in response to "I give great head"
"I give great head" is a statement
"Do you want to F me" is a question
What are you thinking?
I would go with Fransisco's reply :crackup:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I had a chick ask me that recently at a party of mine.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
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Depending on the situation, I'd respond with
"I only F attractive women"
"I only F attractive women"
Master Bates
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did you rip that out of The Game?Luke Skywalker said:
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yeah, most people know that line....it's a no brainer.Master Bates said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Luke Skywalker
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Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?Kev07 said:
Play the Game
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Hmmm.. (pause) are you any good?
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Sh1t test or not, she's flirting with him. Even if she's just bullsh1tting with him, why shouldn't he flirt back with something c/f? Why should he come off like an AFC or a stick in the mud?Luke Skywalker said:
Why are you giving advise on women? Though i generally don't read your troll posts, I read enough to understand that you're still a virgin. Virgins should listen to advise on this stuff, not give it.Luke Skywalker said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.