prachanter
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when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
- Thread starter prachanter
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"How much are you willing to pay me?"
Heart Break Kid
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Make sure you raise the eyebrow ever so slightly.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dark Chivalry
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If you make it worth my while I might.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Luke Skywalker
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That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.
Bonhomme
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:crackup: Ka-ching! We have a winner!
BlackJackal
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My answer if shes hot: Sure why not.prachanter said:
My answer if shes ugly: Hell no.
backbreaker
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how do you know shes joking?
Kev07
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UHHHH...Luke Skywalker said:
Style said that in response to "I give great head"
"I give great head" is a statement
"Do you want to F me" is a question
What are you thinking?
I would go with Fransisco's reply :crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I had a chick ask me that recently at a party of mine.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
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Depending on the situation, I'd respond with
"I only F attractive women"
"I only F attractive women"
Master Bates
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did you rip that out of The Game?Luke Skywalker said:
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yeah, most people know that line....it's a no brainer.Master Bates said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Luke Skywalker
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Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?Kev07 said:
Play the Game
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Hmmm.. (pause) are you any good?
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Sh1t test or not, she's flirting with him. Even if she's just bullsh1tting with him, why shouldn't he flirt back with something c/f? Why should he come off like an AFC or a stick in the mud?Luke Skywalker said:
Why are you giving advise on women? Though i generally don't read your troll posts, I read enough to understand that you're still a virgin. Virgins should listen to advise on this stuff, not give it.Luke Skywalker said:
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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
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Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.