prachanter
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when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
when a woman says "do you wanna F me" for a joke, what's a good response?
- Thread starter prachanter
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
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"How much are you willing to pay me?"
Heart Break Kid
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Make sure you raise the eyebrow ever so slightly.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dark Chivalry
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If you make it worth my while I might.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Luke Skywalker
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That's a sh1t test. Reply back, looking straight into her eyes and say "respect". That's how style would do it.
Bonhomme
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:crackup: Ka-ching! We have a winner!
BlackJackal
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My answer if shes hot: Sure why not.prachanter said:
My answer if shes ugly: Hell no.
backbreaker
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how do you know shes joking?
Kev07
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UHHHH...Luke Skywalker said:
Style said that in response to "I give great head"
"I give great head" is a statement
"Do you want to F me" is a question
What are you thinking?
I would go with Fransisco's reply :crackup:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I had a chick ask me that recently at a party of mine.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
I didn't hit it, but we were rubbing each other's naughty bits in the kitchen so I doubt she was joking.
In this situation I didn't say anything...I just kept on rubbing her pu$$y.
If you aren't already physical why not use this as an opportunity to GET physical?
If a chick asked me that I would take it as an invitation and kiss her right then. Remember....actions, not words. She can take it however she wants.
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Depending on the situation, I'd respond with
"I only F attractive women"
"I only F attractive women"
Master Bates
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did you rip that out of The Game?Luke Skywalker said:
Luke Skywalker
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yeah, most people know that line....it's a no brainer.Master Bates said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Luke Skywalker
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Still doesn't change the fact it's a sh1t test. This girl is throwing herself on him, if he goes "wtf do you mean?" he fails, if he goes "yes, can we fvck now?" he fails, but looks at her smiles and goes "respect" then it's a pass, right?Kev07 said:
Play the Game
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Hmmm.. (pause) are you any good?
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Basically anything that asserts you're in a position of choice will get you laid.
Make her work for it a bit, but don't insult her unless you don't wanna get any.
Whoever said "respect" is an idiot, don't confuse yourself.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Sh1t test or not, she's flirting with him. Even if she's just bullsh1tting with him, why shouldn't he flirt back with something c/f? Why should he come off like an AFC or a stick in the mud?Luke Skywalker said:
Why are you giving advise on women? Though i generally don't read your troll posts, I read enough to understand that you're still a virgin. Virgins should listen to advise on this stuff, not give it.Luke Skywalker said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.