What animal would a DJ be and why?

[My Name is Nobody]

If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?

 

[Docs]

I wonder about these threads..

I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Not bad!

 

[MissionX]

I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile

Smoke

 

[WhitePimp]

Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.

LOL

 

[Docs]

Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.

Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf .

Nice read though.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.

A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.

 

[DJDamage]

Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"

If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?

 

[MissionX]

Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"

Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*

Who cares? Go to hell.

 

[L777]

LOL...funny thread.

I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....

 

[All The Answers]

if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"

what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum

either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Calm down.

DO you know the reason I asked this question?

Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.

Jesus.

 

[Jay Jay]

A banobo monkey. Coz I **** like you wouldn't believe!

 

[ValleyDJing]

3 things...

Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*

First I was like...:crackup:

Who cares? Go to hell.

then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:

if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"

Then I was like....:rockon:

 

[My Name is Nobody]

3 things...





First I was like...:crackup:





then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:





Then I was like....:rockon:

And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.

Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.

Afterall, I need some pu$$y.