"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What animal would a DJ be and why?

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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I wonder about these threads..

I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
 
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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile :D

Smoke
 
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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.

Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf :).

Nice read though.
 
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Michele said:
a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
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A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.
 
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Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
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If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
 
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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
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Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.
 
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LOL...funny thread.

I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....:D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"

what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum

either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
 
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Calm down.

DO you know the reason I asked this question?

Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.

Jesus.
 
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A banobo monkey. Coz I **** like you wouldn't believe!
 
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3 things...

Call_Me_Daddy said:
Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
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First I was like...:crackup:



My Name is Nobody said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
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then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:



All The Answers said:
if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
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Then I was like....:rockon:
 
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ValleyDJing said:
3 things...





First I was like...:crackup:





then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:





Then I was like....:rockon:
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And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.

Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.

Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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