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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What animal would a DJ be and why?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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I wonder about these threads..
I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
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Not bad!
MissionX
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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile 
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WhitePimp
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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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a paladin.
noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
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Michele said:
LOL
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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.
Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf.
Nice read though.
Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf
.Nice read though.
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A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.Michele said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?
You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."
Her: "what???!!
You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."
Her: "what???!!
You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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DJDamage said:
If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
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Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.DJDamage said:
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Mr. Nobody.
Step right this way.
Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
Step right this way.
Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
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Call_Me_Daddy said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
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LOL...funny thread.
I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....
I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum
either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum
either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
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Calm down.
DO you know the reason I asked this question?
Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.
Jesus.
DO you know the reason I asked this question?
Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.
Jesus.
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3 things...
First I was like...:crackup:
Call_Me_Daddy said:
First I was like...:crackup:
then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:My Name is Nobody said:
Then I was like....:rockon:All The Answers said:
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ValleyDJing said:
And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.
Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.
Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.